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         Hello dear reader. I'm Echo. I am the narrator of this story. Yes, this Krynsharverse has a narrator. Hey! Don't judge me, it wasn't my idea. I will narrate short stories about Krynshar written by an uncreative screenwriter.

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         Once upon a time, there was a demon named Krynshar who loved to prepare dishes that only he would find tasty for his bar... Wait! Hey, screenwriter! So you mean Krynshar, the extraordinary perverted, powerful and creepy demon, wants to be a cook in this Krynsharverse???! Whew... Okay... Moving on...

         It's Christmas Eve, and Krynshar has made Christmas cookies to decorate his bar. It's only half an hour until Christmas and the bar is empty, but Krynshar is there, sitting and waiting for a customer. Krynshar already seemed to be giving up on waiting, but when he was about to close the bar, a man who would probably be the last customer of the night walked through the door. That man was Aaron.

         Aaron walks in feeling grumpy and smelling like weed and plops down at the bar where he orders a drink. Krynshar, excited to have a customer for the night, turns away to get Aaron's drink. While waiting for his drink, Aaron is left admiring the decorative cookies hanging by the bar. He lets his eyes linger on them until he decides to grab one, break a piece and eat it.

         Krynshar turns and sees Aaron holding a broken cookie. Gritting his teeth in annoyance, Krynshar asks Aaron who gave him permission to take one of the decorative cookies.

         Aaron spits out the cookie he's been chewing, unconcerned with Krynshar's reaction, and claims the cookie is awful and that he shouldn't even have tried to eat it.

         Krynshar is furious... Wait! Hey, screenwriter! In this Krynsharverse, Krynshar has such a sensitive temper?! I already know what Krynshar is going to do with that poor man, but... Damn! Did that guy really deserve this fate for so little?! ... Okay... Moving on...

         Krynshar is furious. His eyes start to glow red and a strange Red Mist begins to emanate from his body. Aaron is startled, but he doesn’t yet understand the danger he is in, and he questions Krynshar about the drink he was waiting for.

         Wait! In addition to being rude, Aaron is also dumb?! Eewk! Okay... Moving on...

         After Aaron’s foolish question, Krynshar changes his expression to a smile and the Red Mist begins to surround the poor stupid man in front of him. Aaron's arms start to shrink and his hands recede into his arms, as do his legs and feet. His body starts to flatten and his hair starts to fall out. As he watches in horror as the strands of hair fall in front of his face, Aaron tries desperately to move only to realize that can't do it. Soon, his skin begins to change texture, taking on the rough, crumbly texture of a cookie.

         The Red Mist disappears. Aaron is left lying on the floor, immobile and tiny, completely transformed into a cookie. Krynshar picks up Aaron from the ground and smiles.

         Aaron tries to scream, but he can't move or make sounds, and he watches helplessly as Krynshar decorates him with a sugar tie and sugar buttons. When finished with the decoration, Krynshar smiles and breaks off a piece of Aaron's leg and puts it in his mouth, chews it, and spits it out, complaining about the awful taste. And then, chuckling to himself, he hangs Aaron along with the other decorative cookies.

         Seriously? Krynshar gets angry over a broken cookie, and then… just hangs another broken cookie instead? Wow. I can’t wait for the next brilliant chapter.

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Cowritten by Krynshar and nowvoyager64